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Yinz Better Watch Aht

I know, I know, what I’m about to tell you is going to come as complete shock. It’s the holiday season and I’m missing Pittsburgh more than ever. Yes, that same Pittsburgh I talked mad ish about and didn’t appreciate while I was living there. Maybe I continually fall victim to the grass being greener down the river or maybe I suffer from bi-polar geography disorder. Whatever the case may be the holidays have made me extra nostalgic for all things Pittsburgh.

I came to this realization yesterday as I was knee-deep in Bengals country and rooting so hard for the Steelers you would’ve thought my brother was Ben Roethlisberger. I saw all of the terrible towels swirling in their gold glory and felt an overwhelming sense of pride. All of the sudden I missed my favorite things about Pittsburgh like it was a boyfriend living on a different continent. The funny yinz accents, the city being covered in black and yellow, Sunday mornings spent lingering in the strip, Chris, my favorite bartender at Cappy’s. Hell, I even had half a mind to order a sandwich with french fries between the bread.

And just when I thought I couldn’t miss the City of Champions any more, my dear friend (and one of my favorite Pittsburghers) tweeted a link to this:

Oh Pittsburgh, how I love yinz.

Maybe the News is Not So Terrible

I  typically never watch the news. I’d like to think that news worth knowing is on Sport Center, Twitter or, if it’s really important, comes via my mom. While I was installing office mac on my new MacBook (more on that later), I was forced to flick the television on when I had to shut down iTunes.

Of course the only thing on television in this non-cable house was the nightly news. Of course the breaking news of the night here in Pittsburgh was an article written by Clay Travis rightfully titled “The Terrible Towel is Terribly Stupid.”

Now, we all know how I’m not too fond of most sports journalist – ahem Dan Wetzel – so I was reluctant to even read the article. But after two additional segments of ludicrous Steeler fan reactions, I found myself unable to look away from the scene of a car crash. Not only was the article witty and hilarious, it was very intelligently written. Just when I thought the only sane sports soul out there was Andy Staples, Mr. Travis enters my world like a breath of fresh air.

As a Pittsburgh transplant, I can’t say I’m a huge fan of the Steelers. Of course Troy Polamalu is one of my favorite Trojans in college football history and gold is my favorite color, but that’s about where my Steeler prides ends. I had a vision before I moved to Pittsburgh it would be more of a Steel City euphoria with happy, smiling fans punctuated with the bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. Imagine my disappointment when everything was punctuated with “yinz” and followed by being a “jagoff” when I rooted for my hometown team, the Colts.

I wish the Steelers all the best as they approach the top of the stairway to seven Super Bowl championships. Hopefully the game is great for all football fans, regardless of who their favorite team is. As for Mr. Travis’s article, the most hilarious reaction has got to be the terrible towel montage complied from photos submitted by Steelers fans on WTAE’s website after their coverage of the story. Oh Pittsburgh…

[Terry cloth flowers of yellow and black towering over your head]

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